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Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

Gloriously silly, slightly awkward, and impossible to answer with a straight face. These funny never have i ever questions are made for parties, road trips, and long group chats — confess and compare.

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70 statements · ranked by how many people have

Never have I ever laughed so hard I snorted

78% have · 22% never
Never have I ever walked into a glass door

41% have · 59% never
Never have I ever talked to a pet like a person

82% have · 18% never
Never have I ever tripped in public and played it cool

69% have · 31% never
Never have I ever googled my own name

61% have · 39% never
Never have I ever practiced an argument in the shower

66% have · 34% never
Never have I ever laughed at completely the wrong moment

71% have · 29% never
Never have I ever worn my clothes inside out all day

34% have · 66% never
Never have I ever given my car a name

38% have · 62% never
Never have I ever lip-synced into a hairbrush

55% have · 45% never
Never have I ever pretended to text to avoid saying hi

73% have · 27% never
Never have I ever forgotten my own phone number

42% have · 58% never
Never have I ever laughed at my own joke before the punchline

64% have · 36% never
Never have I ever waved back at someone waving at the person behind me

58% have · 42% never
Never have I ever eaten food off the floor on the five-second rule

76% have · 24% never
Never have I ever gotten lost in my own neighborhood

29% have · 71% never
Never have I ever called a teacher "mom" or "dad"

44% have · 56% never
Never have I ever watched a whole series in a single day

68% have · 32% never
Never have I ever been told I talk in my sleep

46% have · 54% never
Never have I ever sent a screenshot to the person in it

31% have · 69% never
Never have I ever hidden in an aisle to dodge someone I know

47% have · 53% never
Never have I ever rehearsed a phone call before dialing

59% have · 41% never
Never have I ever argued with a self-checkout machine

68% have · 32% never
Never have I ever put something in the fridge that didn't belong

47% have · 53% never
Never have I ever laughed until I cried in public

64% have · 36% never
Never have I ever tried to push a door that said pull

79% have · 21% never
Never have I ever waved at a car thinking it was someone I knew

42% have · 58% never
Never have I ever talked to myself and gotten caught

61% have · 39% never
Never have I ever forgotten what I was saying mid-sentence

77% have · 23% never
Never have I ever clapped when the plane landed

34% have · 66% never
Never have I ever laughed out loud at a text in a silent room

58% have · 42% never
Never have I ever worn a shirt with the tag still on

45% have · 55% never
Never have I ever answered "here" during roll call for a friend

40% have · 60% never
Never have I ever tried to unlock the wrong car

44% have · 56% never
Never have I ever answered a question that wasn't meant for me

55% have · 45% never
Never have I ever sneezed and scared myself

38% have · 62% never
Never have I ever gotten the giggles at a serious moment

36% have · 64% never
Never have I ever sung the wrong lyrics with full confidence

72% have · 28% never
Never have I ever put my clothes on backwards

43% have · 57% never
Never have I ever laughed so hard no sound came out

65% have · 35% never
Never have I ever looked busy the second the boss walked by

74% have · 26% never
Never have I ever mistaken a mannequin for a real person

39% have · 61% never
Never have I ever apologized to a piece of furniture I bumped into

54% have · 46% never
Never have I ever laughed at a meme during a meeting

52% have · 48% never
Never have I ever talked to the TV during a game

60% have · 40% never
Never have I ever dropped my phone on my own face

71% have · 29% never
Never have I ever eaten something free just because it was free

78% have · 22% never
Never have I ever narrated my own life out loud

41% have · 59% never
Never have I ever tried to blow out a battery-powered candle

29% have · 71% never
Never have I ever gotten shampoo in my eyes and panicked

63% have · 37% never
Never have I ever walked confidently in the wrong direction

68% have · 32% never
Never have I ever pretended I meant to do something clumsy

62% have · 38% never
Never have I ever lost something that was in my hand

66% have · 34% never
Never have I ever mixed up two people's names to their faces

53% have · 47% never
Never have I ever laughed reading my own old messages

57% have · 43% never
Never have I ever asked "how are you" and walked straight past

61% have · 39% never
Never have I ever tried to sound smart and completely failed

49% have · 51% never
Never have I ever done a little dance when no one was watching

70% have · 30% never
Never have I ever gotten way too invested in a reality show

59% have · 41% never
Never have I ever said the same thing at the same time twice

64% have · 36% never
Never have I ever laughed at something hours later out of nowhere

46% have · 54% never
Never have I ever pretended to understand directions I didn't get

67% have · 33% never
Never have I ever hidden snacks so I wouldn't have to share

51% have · 49% never
Never have I ever made an excuse to escape a boring conversation

69% have · 31% never
Never have I ever gotten caught singing in the car

60% have · 40% never
Never have I ever tried to act natural and looked suspicious

58% have · 42% never
Never have I ever put my phone somewhere weird and lost it

73% have · 27% never
Never have I ever practiced a witty comeback hours too late

66% have · 34% never
Never have I ever gotten distracted and forgot the task completely

72% have · 28% never
Never have I ever laughed at the worst possible moment in a film

47% have · 53% never

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